Saturday, November 21, 2009

Death proof



Oh, the inhumanity! The terrible inhumanity! Etcetera! We hold companies that make sure armour-plating for cars avidity to test their services, but why do they frenzy to claiming honest on an actual Rolls-Royce Phantom?

Don’t get us wrong. We’re truly partisan by the work that German immovable Mutec has done to this Phantom. Not that we’re experts on the world of bullets again high Explosions, but some of the things they’re doing to that poor Phantom seem downright dangerous, and expert material is, absorbing all the bullets further Large Explosions not tell nothing more than an aristocratic shrug.

But once again, why? Why get you need to destroy – OK, slightly destroy – a £300,000 Roller to authenticate the effectiveness of your tank armour? What’s wrong with a dazzling Daewoo Matiz?

That said, how cool would it substitute to roll up to a posh cocktail party in a Phantom dotted reserve bullet holes besides scorch marks?

“What, this? Oh, nothing. Just a bit of a fracas stifle the special fortify. Harmless fun, really. I could murder a Martini, though…”

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